My Diet For Muslim Prisoners

Image Thanks to Wild Thing.

New GITMO Diet Plan:

Breakfast:

--Pigs in a Blanket

--Sausage McMuffin with Egg

--Denver Omelet

Lunch:

--Ham and Cheese Sandwiches

--Head Cheese (wait a minute, that may indeed be cruel and unusual punishment)

Dinner:

--Pork Chops and Applesauce "Brady Bunch Night"

--HoneyBaked Ham

--SPAM

--Special Roast Pig "Luau Night"

At every meal:

--Salad with Bacon Bits

--JELL-O