This happens in every close election, doesn't it? The count is delayed, new votes of dubious origin are "found", and the Left candidate wins! 💀
"Cheating Democrats, Cheating Democrats,
Right down Democrat Lane
Provisional ballots, and non-citizens
Pullin' on the reins!
Media ringin', Media singin'
"All is merry and bright"
Recount ballots and say your prayers
'Cause Democrats come tonight!
"Cheating Democrats, Cheating Democrats,
Right down Democrat Lane
They've got boxes that's filled with new votes
Dead people rise again!
Hear them bleat that "All votes count",
Oh what a dubious sight
Don't go to bed and cover your head
'Cause Democrats come tonight!
Cheating Democrats, Cheating Democrats,
Right down Democrat Lane
Claiming that "the disenfranchised poor"
Need no IDs again!
Democrats "know" that they're all citizens
That makes everything right
So don't report those ballot results
'Cause Democrats come tonight!
Cheating Democrats, Cheating Democrats,
Right down Democrat Lane
They come around when the media rings out
That it's a Democrat lead again!
Nanny state will come to all
If you just follow the light
So Don't give thanks to the Lord above
'Cause Democrats come tonight!"
Apologies to the late Gene Autry.
Right down Democrat Lane
Provisional ballots, and non-citizens
Pullin' on the reins!
Media ringin', Media singin'
"All is merry and bright"
Recount ballots and say your prayers
'Cause Democrats come tonight!
"Cheating Democrats, Cheating Democrats,
Right down Democrat Lane
They've got boxes that's filled with new votes
Dead people rise again!
Hear them bleat that "All votes count",
Oh what a dubious sight
Don't go to bed and cover your head
'Cause Democrats come tonight!
Cheating Democrats, Cheating Democrats,
Right down Democrat Lane
Claiming that "the disenfranchised poor"
Need no IDs again!
Democrats "know" that they're all citizens
That makes everything right
So don't report those ballot results
'Cause Democrats come tonight!
Cheating Democrats, Cheating Democrats,
Right down Democrat Lane
They come around when the media rings out
That it's a Democrat lead again!
Nanny state will come to all
If you just follow the light
So Don't give thanks to the Lord above
'Cause Democrats come tonight!"
Apologies to the late Gene Autry.